Thursday, March 24, 2016

Cheng Kai-shek’s zumbie film



One full moon night, Chiang Kai-Shek wakes up from his crystal coffin, and becomes a zombie. A night guide finds out that Chiang has come back to alive so he informs his supervisor to come and watch. Soon, the news has spread out to the whole island and KMT’s supporters are thrilled. They believe their time has come and soon Taiwan and China will be re-united again.
Chinese leader, President Xi, is also excited about the news, and claim that they are looking forward to reunion. The president of Taiwan, Ma ,decides to held a meeting for both. At the day of meeting, Chiang appears, while everybody is waiting for his speech, Chiang suddenly bites Xi’s head off. Not only Chiang starts to attack everybody in the present but also turns the victims into zombies as well.
Everyone is panic. The Communist realize that they have made a huge mistake. The whole idea about reunion is wrong, these crazy Taiwanese should be isolated at the island. However, it is too late, the situation is out of control, there’s no way to stop zomiblization.
At the moment, while everybody is hiding, President Ma decides to stand out. He walks in front of Chiang, and shake his hand. Suddenly, the zombie Chiang roars, and falls down on the ground. Ma did it, he killed the Zombie. The Zombie disease has been under control and China gives up the dream of reunion. Everybody lives happily ever since.

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