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連日多雨，今天總算是放晴了。
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不知道是因為終於停止下雨、抑或是打結生菇的腦袋總算有所長進。今天寫稿起來不但不卡，而且應該是可一路往結尾寫完。(雖然是說再不寫完也不行了。)

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在這感觸良多的三月，有時候真的覺得自己太笨、經驗太少；但二方面又好感激自己身邊周遭有那麼多貴人相助。感覺自己如果再不行、再不成功，那就真的不是時運，完全就是自己的責任了。

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偶爾雖然還是會有陰暗面壟罩著我，不過，或許就像天氣一樣。雨下得再多，還是會有放晴的一日。

Cheng Kai-shek’s zumbie film

One full moon night, Chiang Kai-Shek wakes up from his crystal coffin, and becomes a zombie. A night guide finds out that Chiang has come back to alive so he informs his supervisor to come and watch. Soon, the news has spread out to the whole island and KMT’s supporters are thrilled. They believe their time has come and soon Taiwan and China will be re-united again.

Chinese leader, President Xi, is also excited about the news, and claim that they are looking forward to reunion. The president of Taiwan, Ma ,decides to held a meeting for both. At the day of meeting, Chiang appears, while everybody is waiting for his speech, Chiang suddenly bites Xi’s head off. Not only Chiang starts to attack everybody in the present but also turns the victims into zombies as well.

Everyone is panic. The Communist realize that they have made a huge mistake. The whole idea about reunion is wrong, these crazy Taiwanese should be isolated at the island. However, it is too late, the situation is out of control, there’s no way to stop zomiblization.

At the moment, while everybody is hiding, President Ma decides to stand out. He walks in front of Chiang, and shake his hand. Suddenly, the zombie Chiang roars, and falls down on the ground. Ma did it, he killed the Zombie. The Zombie disease has been under control and China gives up the dream of reunion. Everybody lives happily ever since.